President Obama Forms Emergency Task Force to Save American Tennis

With tennis legends Pete Sampras and Andre Agassi at his side, President Barack Obama declared a state of emergency yesterday, and announced the formation of a task force designed to save professional tennis in the United States. The program, called Foundation Of Our Tennis: Fixing America’s Unconscionable Losing Tradition (FOOT: FAULT) was initiated via executive

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Net Losses: A Play in One Act

Scene: It is late Saturday, September 6. Two CBS executives are seated next to each other at a large conference table. Executive #1: I can’t wait for the Federer-Djokovic final! Executive #2: Me neither! The two greatest tennis players currently playing, doing battle in the most wonderful city in America. E1: Think of the ratings. Everyone loves Roger

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